* column 1, top: Lauren wistfully dreams of Hopland; Jane is blinded by flash. * column 1, bottom: Flash-induced psychosis prompts strangulation attempt. * column 2, top: Lauren points to Jane and the "Ugly" in "The Ugly American." * column 2, bottom: Jane fires back one of these. * column 3: All is forgiven: Swedish massage and kissy-kissy ensue. * column 4: For encore, Jane conducts booger tasting experiment, concluding it tastes like chicken; Lauren hurls. [original performance, circa 1963. Soon to become a major motion picture] |